We hope Stonejax products are enjoyed by good friends who share with new friends. Stonejax is a value-based organization aspiring to provide innovation, seasoning, axes, art, apparel, music, audio-videos and party grip. Thank you, Veterans! May we always remember…
Preservation – keep safe from harm or injury, make lasting
Optimization – make perfect or effective as possible
Geography – love people, community, earth and universe
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“Stonejax Baller” lived and worked in south Louisiana. Primary occupation: jackhammer operator or baller. Favorite recreational beverage: wine. Favorite animal: pig. Favorite band: Grateful Dead. Other info: She lost hearing of low pitch sounds via years of exposure to loud noise.
Jack hammer Jill, Chisel great highways,
Women in red fill the streets today.
Bustin’ her back like a pig in a pen,
Nothing like feelin’ that Easy Wind.
Her favorite sound at dawn is the Dead,
Never really knows just what he says.
A Stonejax baller who takes sweet sweet time,
Being good to me and drinkin’ her wine.
She say, soon as we make my way outta that pen,
Forever we’ll feel that Easy Wind!
Honey baby please get me outta this pen,
Forever wanna love and feel Big Easy Wind!
Now her favorite sound at dawn is dead,
Cuz she knows she’ll never know just what I said.
I know her favorite sound at dawn was the Dead,
“Chief Stonejax” is a quasi-fictitious (i.e.: Lost City of Atlantis or Huckleberry Finn) human legend (i.e.: Jim Thorpe, Mike Cunningham or David Simpson) who lived in the old days. Loved family and community. Lived in North America, primarily in the regions of present northern Mexico and southern Texas. Traveled extensively. Loved big time. Valued and appreciated children. Respected warriors. Worked hard. Enjoyed good times and lived life. Loved and preferred peace. Helped others. Never murdered anybody. Never enslaved others. Never tortured nobody. Was not vengeful. Did not turn nasty towards folks who showed up where he lived and hunted and roamed. No one ever enslaved him or tried to enslave him or fought to enslave him or wanted to relocate or corral him. No one intentionally gave him disease. No one ripped him off when trading. No one tried to take advantage of him. Had different names throughout his younger life. His chief name was ‘Stonejax.’
Nothing ever happens at a board meeting. CB always brings the maple bars and donut holes.