We hope Stonejax products are enjoyed by good friends who share with new friends. Thank you, Veterans! May we always remember. We are a value-based organization aspiring to provide innovation in the form of seasoning, apparel, axes, art, music, audio-videos and party grip.
Preservation – keep safe from harm or injury, make lasting
Optimization – make perfect or effective as possible
Geography – love people, community, earth and universe
FAQ Answers via Washougal Studios:
“Stonejax Baller” lived and worked in south Louisiana. Primary occupation: jackhammer operator or ‘baller.’ Favorite recreational beverage: wine. Favorite part of ax: eye thru toe. Favorite animal: pig. Her favorite band: Grateful Dead. Other info: lost hearing of low pitch sounds via years of exposure to loud noise.
“Chief Stonejax” is a quasi-fictitious (i.e.: Lost City of Atlantis or Huckleberry Finn) human legend (i.e.: Jim Thorpe, Mike Cunningham or David Simpson) who lived in the old days. Loved family and community. Lived in North America, primarily in the regions of present northern Mexico and southern Texas. Traveled extensively. Loved big time. Valued and appreciated children. Respected warriors. Worked hard. Enjoyed good times and lived life. Loved and preferred peace. Helped others. Never murdered anybody. Never enslaved others. Never tortured nobody. Was not vengeful. Did not turn nasty towards folks who showed up where he lived and hunted and roamed. No one ever enslaved him or tried to enslave him or fought to enslave him or wanted to relocate or corral him. No one intentionally gave him disease. No one ripped him off when trading. No one tried to take advantage of him. Had different names throughout his younger life. His chief name was ‘Stonejax.’
Nothing ever happens at a board meeting. Nevertheless, CB always brings the maple bars and donut holes.